Q on Planning Ahead

It's raining out and Q needs to get to the bookstore to buy a new backpack for her laptop.

Me: We can go through the B.O.
Q: ...
Me: WE CAN GO THROUGH THE B.O.
Q: Oh, I didn't think....
Me: You may call me a dreamer, but I'm not...

Q on Appointments

Q (on the phone): Hello, my name is Q and I may have an appointment today but I'm not really sure.

Q on Checking Out

L: Q?...Q?
Q: I got lost for a minute.  I was looking at snow.

Q on Productivity

Q: Thank you, I just needed someone to tell me how to use my brain.

Q on the phone

"Student Records this Nif, err, Jennifer, sorry."

Q on Clarity

 Q:  I get overwhelmed with el torito's menu...too many options!

just give me 4

 me:  what are you talking about!?!?!

 Q:  do you know how many different types of bridal invitations you can order?

font, color, size, design, folding or not folding, ribbon, bling, textured

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

INSANITY!

 me:  why were you talking about El Torito?

 Q:  My wedding invitation is gonna be a pine cone

comparing the concept of too many options...wedding invitation books are like menues

 me:  yeah there's no way that I could've ever made that connection

 Q:  oops

sorry

 me:  OH Q!!

Q on Comparisons

Q: We're like two peas in a pod

Me: Wendy doesn't like peas. Can we be two kernels of corn on a cob?

Q: no, how about...

Me: two bears in a bucket?

Q: ok, as long as we're black bears cuz brown bears would clash with my hair.

Q on Eggs

Q: I finished dog sitting so I had to bring in all of my groceries to bring home at the end of the day
Me: what'd you bring?
Q: The usual stuff, bread, veggies, eggs.  But not cooked eggs, raw eggs, you know, in the shell.

Q on This Blog

Q: Do you still keep a blog of things I say?

me: no

Q: I want to find it so I can read all of the stupid things I've said

(moments later)

Q: ::chuckle chuckle::, ::chuckle chuckle BWAHAHAHAHAAH!!!::

Q on Explanations

Q: I've been clearing my throat all the way up here.

Me: Is it allergies?

Q: I had applesauce for breakfast.

Q on Staplers

::Stapler click::
Q: Ahhhh!!  I pinched my finger!!  Pain!!  Everywhere!!

Q on Piano Man

Q: Is this Neil Diamond?
Me: NO, it's Billy Joel!  Piano Man!!
Q: I don't know anything.

Q on Marathon Training

Q ( in a French accent ): Tonight, we sweat.

Q on Chocolate Fix

I'll be making a very small purchase on my debit card today.

Q on Symptoms

W: Q, is your stomach still feeling a little off?

Q: yes, I burnt my tongue at lunch

W: that wasn't my question... how is your stomach?

Q:  well it still feels a little upset, partly due to the fact that I burnt my tongue with the cup o noodles at lunch.

W: ok

Q on Spelling

   Q:  i'm kniving

that's not how you spell that

conniving

Q on Style

Oooh!  Nike shorts!!  I'm not hip enough to wear those.

Q on Crushes

Russell Crowe was my first "man" crush when I was younger...I loved him in gladiator.

Q on Regard

I don't want to mess with that guy!  His arm is the size of my face!

Q on Ridin Dirty

I definitely looked sassy on sunday....white pants, black wedge heels, black long sleeved shirt with peacock scarf and aviators...I got style yo!

Q on Substance

If someone were to cannibalize me, I'd be a yummy treat!

Q on Clairvoyance

Q: I hope Bob brings us something this afternoon.

...half a minute later...

Bob: I brought guacamole!

Q on Image

 Q after being dismissed from a jury: Maybe they saw my sunglasses and thought I was too hip and happening and didn't have a brain to serve on a jury.

Q on Civic Obligation

Q's Face book Status: Jury duty...first time...little nervous!


Just before leaving for Jury Duty: Well, I'm off to fulfill my civic duty!

Q on Mail Types

Me: (looking at mail) oooh, transcripts.
Q: Trannies!  Oops, that didn't sound good.

Q on Tigers

*GASP* That IS a silly tiger!

Q on Percussion

I love drummers, they're so cool.  I've always wanted to be a drummer.  But I don't have the hand-eye coordination.

Q on Catch Phrases

Boss: (subject of email IN-N-OUT) My family are visiting so my schedule will be a little fragmented for a few days as far as when I will be here. 
Q: ...and I thought you were bringing us lunch from IN-N-OUT...oh well...have it your way :)

Q on Fraternizing

I'm texting guys more than ever now.  It's gonna be a summer of MEN!!

Q on Breakfast

Q: I think I'm gonna have a blueberry muffin

Me: We don't have any blueberry muffins

Q: Are there only raisin muffins left?

Me: We don't have any muffins, they're bagels

Q: Bagels, bears, Battlestar Galactica....whatever

Q on Words With Friends

YES!  Qseph Scored!!

Q on PayBack

Q to me: I could give you $10 cash tonight OR I can give you $8.80 worth of Simpsons Stamps and $1.20 in cash NOW!

10 minutes later...

Wendy: How are you feeling about your beach cruiser?
Q: It needs to be cleaned.  I'm very open to selling it.
Wendy: I'm very open to buying it.  Can I pay you in Simpsons Stamps?

Q on VERY Rude People

Yesterday was a hard one...it drove me to drink!!

Q on Versatility

Hey look!  My pants have a built in cummerbund!  I guess in case I need to fill in as a banquet server...Just tuck in my shirt.

Q on Credit

I like Visa because Morgan Freeman does the voice for the Visa GoWorld Campaign.

Q on Quantitative and Analytical Reasoning

34 minus 9...oh i can't do math..25? 25.

Q on Fast Food

I'll eat in haste.

Q on Easter Candy

It's chocolate time!  Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate....oooo this is a good one!

Q on Words With Friends Invites

Q: What happens if someone starts a game with me and I don't know who it is?
me: You don't have to accept the game.
Q: I don't know who it is.
me: You don't have to play!
Q: I don't wanna play (mumbling incoherently)

Upon realizing that she DOES know the invitee:
This is all such new fangled technology!  I CAN'T HANDLE IT!

Q on Ditching Jury Duty

Q: I'm gonna go down to the Jury Office now to hand in my excuse letter.

me: Why don't you just mail it in?

Q: *pure shock* You can mail it in?! You don't have to hand deliver it?!

Q on iTouch

After setting up the Words With Friends App:

"I feel so adult!"

Q on Colloquialisms

Q: You're such a blush, UB!
UB: A blush?
Me: Do you mean a lush?
Q: oh yeah! You're such a lush, UB!

Q on Visitors

I saw him, but I didn't acknowledge him when he walked by.  I was having issues with a box.  I was trying to tape up a box.

Q on Gettin it Done

Q: OK...I'm going to exert a great amount of mental energy for the next few hours.
Me: Try not to make a mess.
Q: ok.

Q on Pomp and Circumstance

Student: What's this paper for?

Q: It's for your cap gown, it's very important...if you want to look....like everyone else.

Q on Snowboarding Injuries

An invisible branch decided to kiss me on the forehead.

Q on Physics

Q: I've discovered that I can sneeze and cough at the same time
Me: that sounds painful
Q: It is!
Me: Would it create like a vaccuum?
Q: Yeah, in my throat.

Q on Calling in Sick

My turn for sore throat and sinus pressure.  Don't have too much fun without me--and don't touch my stapler.

Q on Cookies

Oh hai Thin Mint! How are you?! *nom nom nom*

Q on Health

I don't have very good olfactory senses today.  I feel like I'm getting sick.  I had Powerade and Cup o' Noodles for lunch, so I got my electrolytes and I burned my tongue.

Q on Krispies

Rice Krispy Treats are mostly air.

Q on Dares

I dared myself to eat one of those giant strawberries in one bite.  I was quite impressed with myself.  I have a small mouth in proportion to my face.

Q on National Anthems

Oh Canada!
Oh, I'm reeeeeally bored.

Q on Lunch

me:  Let's all go to the Dining Commons at 1pm!!

I asked Bob if it would be OK if us girls went

and he said YES!

 Q:  YAY!

I was worried I'd have to stand in the "zone" looking for someone to sit with

brings back sad college memories

 me:  what's that?!

 Q:  you don't know about "the zone"?

 me:  no I'm too poopular

 Q:  "the zone" is the central place in the middle of the dc between the drink machines and the tables...where you look around to see where your peeps are

 me:  oic

Q on Art

(On seeing melted chocolates on my desk)

Did you melt those chocolates and sculpt them that way?!

Q on Planning

I asked a student to fill out a program evaluation like an application for degree...she responded with an attachment called her "life schedule"

I should make me one of those:

"One moment, I need to check my Life Schedule"

"...oh, I'm open"

Q on Concentration

BAAAAH! Stupid thing!!

Getting Rick Roll'ed just threw off my concentration!

Q on Shaun White

(After Shaun White won Gold on the Men's Halfpipe)

He's playing Air Electric Guitar!!

Q on Cup Noodle

(About to nom on a cup noodle) "Noodly goodness."

(in a panic, after the first bite) "Burning hot noodly goodness!"

Q on Olympics Ads

The first time I saw one of those Go World commercials I teared up a
little. I thought, "The world is amazing!"

Q on Klondikes

I bought Klondike bars yesterday, in honor of seeing the Polar Bear montage during the Olympics

Q on Cupcake Frosting

Abbey: Question: Which cupcake frosting is the BEST cupcake frosting.

Q: Answer: Rainbow Chip Frosting.  It’s so inclusive!

Q on Celebrities

Whenever I hear Dave Matthews, I think of Kevin Spacey.  I think because Dave Matthews and Kevin Spacey look alike.

  

Q on Butterfinger

Don't touch my Butterfinger with your finger!  Is that how it goes?

Q on Friends

Abbey: Today is National Make a Friend Day!!
(http://holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/february.htm)
Q: I just asked two people to be my friend on Facebook!
Abbey: Way to celebrate!!
Q: But they might say 'no'...there's always that chance...I may get rejected...(unintelligble ramblings)...

Q on Snacks

(after receiving two large boxes of valentine's day candy from our boss)
How about ...I make it a rule...that I can have snacks until 1pm...then I won't have anymore...after 1pm.

Oh, YOU'RE having snacks!?  Then I'm having snacks too.  You're my moral compass today!

Q on Chips

CHEEP TIME
CHEEP CHEEPITY CHEEP CHEEP

Q on Fashion

I don't like to wear black because my hair is brown and I think black and brown clash.

Black is a cheap and lazy way to go.