Q on Krispies

Rice Krispy Treats are mostly air.

Q on Dares

I dared myself to eat one of those giant strawberries in one bite.  I was quite impressed with myself.  I have a small mouth in proportion to my face.

Q on National Anthems

Oh Canada!
Oh, I'm reeeeeally bored.

Q on Lunch

me:  Let's all go to the Dining Commons at 1pm!!

I asked Bob if it would be OK if us girls went

and he said YES!

 Q:  YAY!

I was worried I'd have to stand in the "zone" looking for someone to sit with

brings back sad college memories

 me:  what's that?!

 Q:  you don't know about "the zone"?

 me:  no I'm too poopular

 Q:  "the zone" is the central place in the middle of the dc between the drink machines and the tables...where you look around to see where your peeps are

 me:  oic

Q on Art

(On seeing melted chocolates on my desk)

Did you melt those chocolates and sculpt them that way?!

Q on Planning

I asked a student to fill out a program evaluation like an application for degree...she responded with an attachment called her "life schedule"

I should make me one of those:

"One moment, I need to check my Life Schedule"

"...oh, I'm open"

Q on Concentration

BAAAAH! Stupid thing!!

Getting Rick Roll'ed just threw off my concentration!

Q on Shaun White

(After Shaun White won Gold on the Men's Halfpipe)

He's playing Air Electric Guitar!!

Q on Cup Noodle

(About to nom on a cup noodle) "Noodly goodness."

(in a panic, after the first bite) "Burning hot noodly goodness!"

Q on Olympics Ads

The first time I saw one of those Go World commercials I teared up a
little. I thought, "The world is amazing!"

Q on Klondikes

I bought Klondike bars yesterday, in honor of seeing the Polar Bear montage during the Olympics

Q on Cupcake Frosting

Abbey: Question: Which cupcake frosting is the BEST cupcake frosting.

Q: Answer: Rainbow Chip Frosting.  It’s so inclusive!

Q on Celebrities

Whenever I hear Dave Matthews, I think of Kevin Spacey.  I think because Dave Matthews and Kevin Spacey look alike.

  

Q on Butterfinger

Don't touch my Butterfinger with your finger!  Is that how it goes?

Q on Friends

Abbey: Today is National Make a Friend Day!!
(http://holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/february.htm)
Q: I just asked two people to be my friend on Facebook!
Abbey: Way to celebrate!!
Q: But they might say 'no'...there's always that chance...I may get rejected...(unintelligble ramblings)...

Q on Snacks

(after receiving two large boxes of valentine's day candy from our boss)
How about ...I make it a rule...that I can have snacks until 1pm...then I won't have anymore...after 1pm.

Oh, YOU'RE having snacks!?  Then I'm having snacks too.  You're my moral compass today!

Q on Chips

CHEEP TIME
CHEEP CHEEPITY CHEEP CHEEP

Q on Fashion

I don't like to wear black because my hair is brown and I think black and brown clash.

Black is a cheap and lazy way to go.