Q on Location

Me:  Where's Kristal?
Q:  I don't know, but it's OK.  She's lactose intolerant.

Q on Remedies

Q: I really want to just go home and feel hot steam blowing on my face.
Me: Go home and take a nice hot shower.
Q: I already did that this morning...and my hair looks really nice so I don't want to mess it up.

Q on classes

Q: You can take Astronomy.

Student: erm, I don't really want to.  Sorry.

Q: I'm just putting out there what's...out there.