Q on Fraternizing

I'm texting guys more than ever now.  It's gonna be a summer of MEN!!

Q on Breakfast

Q: I think I'm gonna have a blueberry muffin

Me: We don't have any blueberry muffins

Q: Are there only raisin muffins left?

Me: We don't have any muffins, they're bagels

Q: Bagels, bears, Battlestar Galactica....whatever

Q on Words With Friends

YES!  Qseph Scored!!

Q on PayBack

Q to me: I could give you $10 cash tonight OR I can give you $8.80 worth of Simpsons Stamps and $1.20 in cash NOW!

10 minutes later...

Wendy: How are you feeling about your beach cruiser?
Q: It needs to be cleaned.  I'm very open to selling it.
Wendy: I'm very open to buying it.  Can I pay you in Simpsons Stamps?

Q on VERY Rude People

Yesterday was a hard one...it drove me to drink!!

Q on Versatility

Hey look!  My pants have a built in cummerbund!  I guess in case I need to fill in as a banquet server...Just tuck in my shirt.

Q on Credit

I like Visa because Morgan Freeman does the voice for the Visa GoWorld Campaign.

Q on Quantitative and Analytical Reasoning

34 minus 9...oh i can't do math..25? 25.

Q on Fast Food

I'll eat in haste.

Q on Easter Candy

It's chocolate time!  Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate....oooo this is a good one!