Q on Words With Friends Invites

Q: What happens if someone starts a game with me and I don't know who it is?
me: You don't have to accept the game.
Q: I don't know who it is.
me: You don't have to play!
Q: I don't wanna play (mumbling incoherently)

Upon realizing that she DOES know the invitee:
This is all such new fangled technology!  I CAN'T HANDLE IT!

Q on Ditching Jury Duty

Q: I'm gonna go down to the Jury Office now to hand in my excuse letter.

me: Why don't you just mail it in?

Q: *pure shock* You can mail it in?! You don't have to hand deliver it?!

Q on iTouch

After setting up the Words With Friends App:

"I feel so adult!"

Q on Colloquialisms

Q: You're such a blush, UB!
UB: A blush?
Me: Do you mean a lush?
Q: oh yeah! You're such a lush, UB!

Q on Visitors

I saw him, but I didn't acknowledge him when he walked by.  I was having issues with a box.  I was trying to tape up a box.

Q on Gettin it Done

Q: OK...I'm going to exert a great amount of mental energy for the next few hours.
Me: Try not to make a mess.
Q: ok.

Q on Pomp and Circumstance

Student: What's this paper for?

Q: It's for your cap gown, it's very important...if you want to look....like everyone else.

Q on Snowboarding Injuries

An invisible branch decided to kiss me on the forehead.

Q on Physics

Q: I've discovered that I can sneeze and cough at the same time
Me: that sounds painful
Q: It is!
Me: Would it create like a vaccuum?
Q: Yeah, in my throat.

Q on Calling in Sick

My turn for sore throat and sinus pressure.  Don't have too much fun without me--and don't touch my stapler.

Q on Cookies

Oh hai Thin Mint! How are you?! *nom nom nom*

Q on Health

I don't have very good olfactory senses today.  I feel like I'm getting sick.  I had Powerade and Cup o' Noodles for lunch, so I got my electrolytes and I burned my tongue.