Q on Eggs

Q: I finished dog sitting so I had to bring in all of my groceries to bring home at the end of the day
Me: what'd you bring?
Q: The usual stuff, bread, veggies, eggs.  But not cooked eggs, raw eggs, you know, in the shell.

Q on This Blog

Q: Do you still keep a blog of things I say?

me: no

Q: I want to find it so I can read all of the stupid things I've said

(moments later)

Q: ::chuckle chuckle::, ::chuckle chuckle BWAHAHAHAHAAH!!!::

Q on Explanations

Q: I've been clearing my throat all the way up here.

Me: Is it allergies?

Q: I had applesauce for breakfast.