Q on Marathon Training

Q ( in a French accent ): Tonight, we sweat.

Q on Chocolate Fix

I'll be making a very small purchase on my debit card today.

Q on Symptoms

W: Q, is your stomach still feeling a little off?

Q: yes, I burnt my tongue at lunch

W: that wasn't my question... how is your stomach?

Q:  well it still feels a little upset, partly due to the fact that I burnt my tongue with the cup o noodles at lunch.

W: ok

Q on Spelling

   Q:  i'm kniving

that's not how you spell that

conniving

Q on Style

Oooh!  Nike shorts!!  I'm not hip enough to wear those.

Q on Crushes

Russell Crowe was my first "man" crush when I was younger...I loved him in gladiator.

Q on Regard

I don't want to mess with that guy!  His arm is the size of my face!

Q on Ridin Dirty

I definitely looked sassy on sunday....white pants, black wedge heels, black long sleeved shirt with peacock scarf and aviators...I got style yo!

Q on Substance

If someone were to cannibalize me, I'd be a yummy treat!

Q on Clairvoyance

Q: I hope Bob brings us something this afternoon.

...half a minute later...

Bob: I brought guacamole!

Q on Image

 Q after being dismissed from a jury: Maybe they saw my sunglasses and thought I was too hip and happening and didn't have a brain to serve on a jury.

Q on Civic Obligation

Q's Face book Status: Jury duty...first time...little nervous!


Just before leaving for Jury Duty: Well, I'm off to fulfill my civic duty!

Q on Mail Types

Me: (looking at mail) oooh, transcripts.
Q: Trannies!  Oops, that didn't sound good.

Q on Tigers

*GASP* That IS a silly tiger!

Q on Percussion

I love drummers, they're so cool.  I've always wanted to be a drummer.  But I don't have the hand-eye coordination.

Q on Catch Phrases

Boss: (subject of email IN-N-OUT) My family are visiting so my schedule will be a little fragmented for a few days as far as when I will be here. 
Q: ...and I thought you were bringing us lunch from IN-N-OUT...oh well...have it your way :)