Q on Clarity

 Q:  I get overwhelmed with el torito's menu...too many options!

just give me 4

 me:  what are you talking about!?!?!

 Q:  do you know how many different types of bridal invitations you can order?

font, color, size, design, folding or not folding, ribbon, bling, textured

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

INSANITY!

 me:  why were you talking about El Torito?

 Q:  My wedding invitation is gonna be a pine cone

comparing the concept of too many options...wedding invitation books are like menues

 me:  yeah there's no way that I could've ever made that connection

 Q:  oops

sorry

 me:  OH Q!!

Q on Comparisons

Q: We're like two peas in a pod

Me: Wendy doesn't like peas. Can we be two kernels of corn on a cob?

Q: no, how about...

Me: two bears in a bucket?

Q: ok, as long as we're black bears cuz brown bears would clash with my hair.